Aed jokes

What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.

Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

So you're the one!

Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit

How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

More than 10, since my basement's still dark.

What do you call a black person in a dark room?

Invisible.

There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.

Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot.

Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?

A: Look in a mirror.

Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?

Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.

Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?

When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"

I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.

I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.

What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?

She gagged and took it like a champ.

I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.

What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.

If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.

when is rape wrong on so many levels?

inside a lift.

Q: What's black, white and red all over?

A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.