Backpack Mix-Up

There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"

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Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, there's this plane crash, right? Opera, Obama, a kid, and Trump are on board, but only three parachutes. Opera and Trump are all, "Me, me, me!" and grab 'chutes. Obama's trying to be all noble, telling the kid to take the last one. But plot twist! Turns out Trump is a dummy and grabbed the kid's backpack instead of a parachute. Get it? He is stupid. You remind me of him.

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That’s not how it goes at all and you found that somewhere else man. Not cool

even my dog could use better grammar.

Opera then Trump Opera then Trump... No point you holding unrealistic dreams of stand up buddie. Politics now there a job where people who can use vailed unrelated rants to force there personal naratives and agendes shine! My you sore like a turkey.