Not Gay, I Swear

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Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dude who's super defensive about not being gay. He's so eager to prove it that he's like, "If I were gay, why would I be chasin' girls?" It's funny 'cause he's tryin' too hard, and it's kinda obvious he's worried about what people think. You probably worry about that a lot, you dummy.

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Comments (9)

STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP DUMB ASS!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW UR NOT ME SO STOP FOR REAL!!!!!! UR STARTING TO RUIN MY LIFE U KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NASTY LIER!

FAKER I CAN TELL WHEN YOU ARE AT PLAY AND YOU ARE CAUGHT RED HANDED SO SHUT THE FUKIN ASS HOLE UP! (sorry for raising my voice and cussing)

THEN STOP FAKING YOUR RUINING PEOPLES LIVES!

Male Komodo Dragon

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