Penaldo Takes the Fall for Death Penalty Sentence

I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, dummy. You really thought someone would just take your death sentence? Penaldo ain't a real dude. It's a joke about someone getting off scot-free. It's absurd, get it? You wouldn't last a day in the woods, I swear.

Comments (1)

Anonymous

4 years ago

Works better for penandes (bruno)

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