Aed jokes
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
A man accidentally elbows a woman's boob as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says, "If your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."
To which the woman replied, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 318."
You are a fat pig.
I don't ever really bother women, but when I do, I usually just want to talk. I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that's not a 10 or a 5, I get shutdown so fast. I put out lit candles...like damn, I thought I hid my ring.
Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.
Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.