Aed jokes
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
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Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine of my lives with you.
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of concrete under his arm and says, "A beer please! and one for the road!"
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a confession." The doctor asks, "What is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis." The doctor looks at her and asks, "Anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies, "No, just a penis."
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says, "Come! Meet Jesus!"
One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first."