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    Listen up, buttercup! Melissa's out here fishing for a boyfriend. It's like she's walking into a bar and shouting, "Free beer for whoever loves me most!" Classic cringe, ya know? Someone's thirsty and it ain't for water!

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    • no i am not i swear i am a girl

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    what do you like to do in your free time?

    I like to watch chick flicks

    what do you like to doo in your free time?

    i like to play call of duty cold war, read harry potter, and watch movies

    oh, btw how old are you?

    That's awesome your such a sweet nice and kind one. Your my perfect one.

    here is a code so we can speak it: 1: a, 2:b, 3:c, 4:d, 5:e, 6:f, 7:g, 8:h, 9:i, 10:j, 11:k, 12:l, 13:m, 14:n, 15:o, 16:p, 17:q, 18:r, 19:s, 20:t, 21:u, 22:v, 23:w, 24:x, 25:y, 26:z

    and comma is between letters so we know what words we are speaking to eachother

    lets get to know eachother a little bit, like looks

    I have blue eyes, I'm 5 feet tall, and dirty blond.

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DLYUhTrty8wMWKkJnCMtsgA4kA3iuPADkRpBMUyTukM/edit Go to this website melissa

    anyways thanks for the code talk i am 14 years old and i have brown eyes. I am pretty sure your one of my type and i really hope i get to know u more thanks.

    i can't find the website it says error :(

    oh, I'm sorry:( . i dont know if this website is going to work but here we go. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DLYUhTrty8wMWKkJnCMtsgA4kA3iuPADkRpBMUyTukM/edit

    do you have a zoom?

    if you do, we can zoom call eachother :):):):)

    btw, my name is actually zeke, sorry. Could you forgive me?

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    do you want to call tomorrow at 3:30 PM Idaho time? which is mountain time

    how about 3:30 PM today mountain time?

    hello? are you there?

    HI sure i just had to go to school so yea but now i am here. Yea i will like to join your meeting anytime

    John give me your link to you zoom. zeke you can be my friend because i know you have a crush on me but John likes me already. we can be bestfriends. Join Me and johns zoom john will make it.

    https://us05web.zoom.us/j/9310268075?pwd=aWFSb2c2VU9iVmllVWE5Slp3OTBJZz09

    if yall can't make it join mine.

    make sure to be there at 1:00 to 5:00 alright saturday and sunday only

    are you there?

    are you there?

    sorry i was busy i couldn't make my meeting zeke.

    wtf is this..

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