I don't ever really bother women, but when I do, I usually just want to talk. I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that's not a 10 or a 5, I get shutdown so fast. I put out lit candles...like damn, I thought I hid my ring.
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Alright listen up, buttercup. So, this dude thinks he's being all smooth by lighting candles, right? But he's getting rejected faster than a politician telling the truth. Turns out, the poor sap thinks he's hiding his wedding ring, which is why the ladies are running for the hills. Basically, he's too dumb to realize he's already taken. And judging by your search history, you probably can't find your own rear end with both hands, can you?