Sister's Trophy

I went to my sister's room one day. I saw a trophy, so I asked my sister how she won it. My sister said the neighbors gave it to her because she gave out the best hand jobs in the neighborhood. I guess my sister put her hands to good use.

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Listen here, you dummy, you wrote this, so it's clear you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. The 'hand jobs' your sister is giving aren't the kind you're thinking of, or maybe they are and that's the joke. The neighbors think she is a good neighbor and gave her a trophy for her handiwork. The humor comes from the double meaning of the phrase and the absurdity of the situation.

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I don't get it :(