Aed jokes
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".
The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
Bertold Brecht & Tork Poettschke visit the places of their youth together. One says to the other: "Here used to be the Phoenix Lake. Where did he go?" "That was probably a pirate ..."
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.