Suicidal ideation jokes

Depression

Me telling my parents I'm depressed: my parents, "No, you're just a little stressed and want attention, am I right?" My depression worsening, me: "Yeah, you're totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....

Chick

Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.

Community

When will the world stop spinning? When will it all be real? There's a difference between nightmares and dreams, but nothing is how it seems.. ‘In a different world, one that's smaller, one without color. Invisible, I am. No matter where I go, I lie at home, all alone. I sleep to dream. When will it end? I cry out. No response. The voices fall silent. So, so will I. I know I'll get high and try to die. The voices fall silent. So, so will I.