Suicidal ideation jokes

Depression

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Me telling my parents I'm depressed: my parents, "No, you're just a little stressed and want attention, am I right?" My depression worsening, me: "Yeah, you're totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....

Chick

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Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.

Failure

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I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.

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i'm tired of everything honestly. nothing fazes me anymore. everything seems fucking dull. life seems more like a chore that i am done doing. I want to fucking die. but I also don't. I have shit to live for, yet the more shit happens. i get pissed off, I lash out on people. I'm scared. I'm scared of saying something wrong and ruining everything. I'm starting to break. I can't take this anymore. I know I have SO many … Read more

I'm thinking about killing myself. No beacause I want to die, not because my life is "horrible." but beacause it would just be easier. I've hurt everyone I've crossed at least once. My dad wouldn't have to yell anymore. My therapist and friends wouldn't worry. My war would be over. I wouldn't hurt anyone else. There would be peace with my leaving. Maybe it would hurt people, but maybe it's give them time to stop worrying, to heal. It's not like "I'm going to do it," and it's not me having a mental breakdown I feel calm I just feel Life would be easier without me. I fear I already know the answers I'm going to get to this. But i do truly believe, it would be easier without me.