The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odour and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygenic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true and then the person is a victim for sure.
proof that 9/11 isnt a government plot
it worked
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet well then watch the lion king
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen
Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments)
Fun fact: The max comments on a joke in this website is 1000 (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)
whats the difrence beteena golfer and a fisherman : a fisherman has to bring proof back
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J," Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter " go bye your self something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice," they both look at craig as he pulls out a letter. craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THER BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throughs down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen. "No, it's 3D!" said Pencil. After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said; "Oh, I suppose you're write."
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer. I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impeccable.
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist
He only won the election because of rigging 82 milion votes my ass Ask me for proof
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Dad: Ill pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie Next day: Dad: son what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen? Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life gosh dad your embarrassing. The dad sulked for 3 whole years Proof that words really can hurt
