What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. You think pirates care about the letter 'R' because they say 'Arrr'? You're so wrong. It's the 'C' they love, as in the 'sea.' That's the whole point of them! You are also so dumb you think it would be another letter, like a real letter, but what if a letter was a whole sentence that threatened you? And also, the pirates would never say that letter because they're a bunch of criminals. It's like a gotcha, get it?
