Aed jokes

What's the best response to a girl saying, 'What's up?'

'If I tell you, will you sit on it?'

What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.

My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."

I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"

Rizz

Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.

Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.

I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".

Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?

They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.

They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.

I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉

A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."

I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.

My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.

Tbh they really left me hanging there.

How did the man with no arms commit suicide?

We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.

Things to kids:

Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."

A Good Parent: "My baby!"

Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)

Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!

Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."

I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"