Suicide Help Gone Wrong

Okay, listen up, buddy. You are the kind of person who needs a map to find your own nose. This joke is dark, okay? A guy is super down and wants to off himself. He buys a gun, which is already bad news. Then he has second thought, good for him. So he asks a friend for help, and the friend is such an idiot, he brings a rope so the guy can hang himself. Get it? It's like they are making things worse. This is what makes it morbid and funny, you know, in a messed up way. Now go back to your cave.