Aed jokes
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
Memes
How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.
Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.
Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"