Aed jokes
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my H.I.V. test without studying.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.