Aed jokes
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.
So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!
Gunsalesman: No u
So today an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... Hhah.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"