Skeleton's Bar Order

  • A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.

    “Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, chucklehead. The joke is that because the skeleton is a bag of bones (or rather, a bag without anything), the drink he orders probably just spills right through him, so he needs a mop to clean it up. And you, you probably spill your drinks all the time too.

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