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I wrote a few jokes:

What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.

Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.

What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.

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  • Boy
  • Hand
  • Sex
  • Girl
  • Parent
  • Morning

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. So, like, the first one is about a teenager who can't do the deed because he doesn't have hands. Get it? And the second one is about banging a girl's mom. It's supposed to be shocking because moms are supposed to be like, not hot. And the last one, I don't get it because you are as dumb as the guy who wrote the "joke."

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