What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
Blonde and Cow
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is super easy to get. It's sayin' that blondes and cows are both overweight. I know that you're too stupid to understand, but cows aren't exactly known for being skinny mini's. I know your IQ is probably lower than your shoe size but I hope you get it now, dingus.