A neighbor went up to me and asked me where my parents were. When I said, "In the bed," my neighbor said, "Oooooohh, how long is the penis?" I said, "Wait here," and I interrupted my parents while they were doing some "business" and asked my dad the exact question he said. Then he spanked me.
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Alright, listen up, you dummy. This kid's neighbor asked about his parents' whereabouts, and when the kid said they were in bed, the neighbor got all nosy and asked about the dad's penis size. So, the kid, being a total blockhead, barges in on his parents' 'business' and asks his dad the question. Of course, the dad spanked him. It's funny because the kid is too dumb to know better, and you are too for laughing, you moron!
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