Aed jokes
I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.
Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).
Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.
Best, Gwen
My mom is actually a mum! 😱
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.