Aed jokes
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
How to write a joke?
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make a run vhaleka.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
Amelie is a meanie.