Aed jokes
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper.
I'd put it under my pillow and while I was sleeping, he would come in and take it. In the morning, he would holler at me for losing the penny.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
There are sexiest women in politics.
They should be in a car showroom.
Wanna hear a joke? Your face.
GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
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Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.
Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.