I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
Alright listen up, chucklehead! So, this genius is strollin' down the street when he sees a kid take a spill on a plum. Next thing you know, he's flat on his back from the same dang plum! It's freakin' hilarious because he laughed at the kid and then karma hits him like a ton of bricks. I bet you are also going to slip on a plum today, dumbass.