Aed jokes
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"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.
The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.