Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Okay, listen up, buttercup. So, Alex wants the kid to call him "dad," right? But then Alex gets all worked up about his video game. The kid then hits him with the ultimate zinger -- he's just happy he has a mom. Translation: Alex ain't cut out to be a dad, especially when he cares more about games than family. You probably need a step-by-step guide just to boil water, don't you?