Aed jokes
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
I'm a fat cow.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.
"I will see her in one week!"
A week later, he died.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!