Aed jokes
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Everyone give this joke a thumb's down and see if it can become the worst rated joke on the site.
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
Gwen just wanted to let you know you suck like a lot, you are a loser. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬😬😏😏😏😏
Son: Mom, can I get $100 for a week?
Mom: Why do you need $100 for a week?
Son: I'm going on a date, and I need $100 for a week, please.
Mom: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go on your date now. You got $1, so go.
Son: And you got $0.00.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
Why is a circle gay?
It's not straight.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
How does a tree get online? They log in.
I am a beautiful person.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."