Aed jokes
I'm a fat cow.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.
"I will see her in one week!"
A week later, he died.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.