Aed jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.