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Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

Michael Jackson

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Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.

Wall

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When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

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  • Wall

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    Why did Trump decide to build the wall?

    Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.

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  • Woman

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    Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.

    Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.

    Job

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    I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

    Goat

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    I've patched 1,000 roofs, and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher. I've built 100,000 swords and shields, and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith, but you fuck one goat!

    Baby

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    I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.