Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Why don’t Indians play soccer? Because every time they’re at the corner, they built a store
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
