Ryan Jokes

Who is the king of Reddit? Sam Ryan

Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? because he is

how did Aby get away from mr. ryan in iran. he ran

A plane is going to crash there are four passengers and only three parachutes. all the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first he says, my fans need me and jumps, Donald trump takes another and says I am the smartest president, jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute. The boy replies don't worry - Donald took my backpack.

sam ryan, more like sam reddit

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Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer. Answer: Ryans forehead

Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have? Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you. Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you. Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.

Ryan and his mother had cookies than day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan

Ryan I layed out more jokes than you have crying about me!

RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?

Hey, pass me that crow bar please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home

(credit to Ryan Lombard (I think that’s his name) from YouTube shorts, I loved this dad joke/pun)

Ryan come out to play-ee-ay!!

what did the banana say to the Ethan, Ryan and Cooper?

hi

You should watch Ryan toys review because he not mean hes very nice boy