Ryan jokes

Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!

You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.

What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?

"Hi!"

How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!

"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"

What do you call a deaf child?

-Ryan Simmonite-

A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."

Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have?

Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you.

Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you?

Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.

Ryan and his mother had cookies that day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan.

Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.

Sam Ryan, more like Sam Reddit!

Ryan.

RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?

Who is the king of Reddit?

Sam Ryan.

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

Robert Ryall