Ryan jokes

Who is the king of Reddit?

Sam Ryan.

Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.

How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!

A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."

Sam Ryan, more like Sam Reddit!

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

Ryan.

Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have?

Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you.

Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you?

Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.

Ryan and his mother had cookies that day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan.

RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?

"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"

Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?

"Hi!"

You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.

What do you call a deaf child?

-Ryan Simmonite-