Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
Alright listen up, nimrod. This is a knock-knock joke, right? But instead of a silly punchline, it's the cops telling a mom that her son is dead. Hilarious, I know, and your smooth brain didn't get it!