Aed jokes
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
A car alarm went to the store.
Cashier: Hello.
Car Alarm: BMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWAAAMAAHAMAMAMAMAAMHMMMMMMMMAMAMAMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAMMAMMMMMMMMMMM BBEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BWAAAAMAAA!
Cashier: That will be 10 Dollars, sir.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.