Beaner jokes
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Beans
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
God creating bees.
God: "Put a needle on their butt."
Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"
God: "Make its puke delicious."
Angel: "WTF"
Community talk
According to the last post, voters picked Jamal to "Hide in a nearby gay strip club".
*THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY ANY OF THE JOKES*
Episode 2: The Sticky Situation – "Ebony Ass Shake in the F*g Den"
Jamal sprints his black ass into "Rainbow Rodeo," a sleazy queer joint packed with flaming white twinks, burly bears, and thirsty Latinos eyeing fresh meat. The bounce… Read more
Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".
Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hone… Read more
I'm gonna leave for good aswell but I'm to lazy to write a goodbye letter, all of you guys were cool and chill, aside from the drama I enjoyed this and it cured my boredom, cya beaners