What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says "no you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says "because I'm a beaner and we don't taste good."
