Aed jokes
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
How to write a joke?
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make a run vhaleka.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Amelie is a meanie.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
Q: I wish my grass was emo.
A: Then it would cut itself.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.