Aed jokes
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.
If you are homeless, get a home.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
An autistic kid.
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))