Aed jokes
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.
One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"
The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”
The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?