John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because Pat is trying to spice up his sex life with his wife. The therapist told him to do something sexy to attract her, but Pat misunderstood and is literally trying to seduce a tractor. Tractors are not sexy, which makes Pat, and probably you, a complete friggin' idiot.
