Aed jokes
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
swim like a boss
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"