Aed jokes

At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.

AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!

"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.

My mom left me at a very young age.

Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.

Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers

A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.

He asks the boy, "What's she like?"

The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"

Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?

Because it doesn't have a joke button.

You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."

What is the most useless part of a vagina?

The woman.

Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.

Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.

Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?

'Cause they made a juice out of him.

My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.

Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.

What did the tissue wear?

A shoe.