Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
Listen here, nimrod. The joke plays on the double meaning of the word "dick." The dad says the son is named "Dick" because a dick fell on him when he was born. The son then assumes that's the reason he's gay. You probably think mayonnaise is spicy, don't you?
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