Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
Origin of the Name
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, nimrod. The joke plays on the double meaning of the word "dick." The dad says the son is named "Dick" because a dick fell on him when he was born. The son then assumes that's the reason he's gay. You probably think mayonnaise is spicy, don't you?
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