Aed jokes
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
A girl has small balls.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
Kendon is a loser!
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.