Jasmine

Jasmine jokes

Girlfriend

  • Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?

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  • Woman

  • A hot woman called "Jessie" was showering when the phone rang.

    Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn't stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall.

    Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》

    The one on the phone: 《Oh hi, I'm Jeff, I just wanted to tell you don't go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you.》

    Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! This is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! It gets boring!》

    But sadly it wasn't a joke, and she cried a lot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.

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  • Post

  • Me: crying for an hour thinking jasmins gone. Jasmin: *decides to stay* Me when i see the post

    An orange cartoon mouse, Jerry from Tom and Jerry, is crying with tears of joy. The text above him says "crying from happiness."

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