Jasmine jokes

Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?

Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!

Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?

Have a good summer!

"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen! Ugh!”

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and angrily sits down. She says to a man next to her “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.

A grasshopper jumps into a bar.

The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."

The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"

Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.

It’s all about execution.

What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?

"I guess orange is the new black."