Jasmine jokes
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
Have a good summer!
"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen! Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and angrily sits down. She says to a man next to her “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
DA AND I MEAN DA BEST PERSON EVER
Me: crying for an hour thinking jasmins gone. Jasmin: *decides to stay* Me when i see the post
Finally a RAPPER at #1
JAsmin.
Community talk
This year has been a short but horrible year. Maybe not for all. If it was, im sorry. If it was a good year, good im glad. Some found happiness, while some only found hurt. Some found both. It seems like last year was only yesterday when next year is tomorrow. With all saying, I'm proud of every single one of you, people who aren't here, and people who are. Im proud youve made it this far. If you're going through a r… Read more
JASMIN <3 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gMCJRvWP9kY
I think I might be leaving summer, well.. I'll be on maybe during the weekends. God idk. just know I love and appreciate y'all sm. I've went through a lot and had almost every single one of you there for me. I do have some HUGE opps on this site, but that doesn't matter. People like, Madi, Jasmin, Nat, Iws, Leo, Eli <3, toast, and Cosmo (ik you wont see) I cant help but love y'all with all my heart. This summer is go… Read more