Aed jokes
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.
PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends, and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again, and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything.
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
I did have a good time today, I did.
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
Once a knight was called a "kuhnigitt," that's because he was one!
My life is a joke.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.
Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
My wife found a rock and asked if it was expensive, and I said it "leavarite". She said, "Is that expensive?" and I told her, "Leave it right there."
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.