Invisible Cow

Listen up, buttercup! So, you got a cow, right? But it's playing hide-and-seek like a ninja in a haystack. You can't see it 'cause it's all camouflaged, get it? So, instead of saying "camouflaged," you say "camooflauged" because it's a cow! Bet you didn't even know cows can wear camouflage! That's because you touch grass like once a year, ya dingus.