Aed jokes
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
I'm a clown.
A man walked into a fleshlight and died.
Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
How do you know your baby is dead?
It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.
The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.
A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
So, my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.
So I told her a "single" joke, then she said, "Go and fucking die, you insensitive bitch!"
I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF, I will break his body for you—happy now?"
She said, "*sniff* yes."