Aed jokes

Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?

A: They always seem to cut a little too close.

Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.

"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!

How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?

'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.

Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.

What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?

Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.

If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?

Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A. His mom threw an oven at him.

When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.

I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.

What do you call a club that owls go to?

Hooters.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."

Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?