Aed jokes
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
How do you shrivel a dick?
Cant even nap in Ohio
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
I'm deaf. My deaf ex-wife cheated on me with a guy who I met on a deaf social trip who was also deaf. I guess I didn't see the signs at the time.
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.