Rake jokes

What does Drake call his rake?

Da-Rake.

How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?

Fell out of the tree.

Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?

A: She kept stepping on a rake.

There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.

They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

How to get quick cash:

Step 1: Kill a child's parents.

Step 2: Do foster care for them.

Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.