Rake jokes

What does Drake call his rake?

Da-Rake.

How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?

Fell out of the tree.

Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?

A: She kept stepping on a rake.

There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.

They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd get in the van if I were you...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.