Rake jokes

What does Drake call his rake?

Da-Rake.

How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?

Fell out of the tree.

Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?

A: She kept stepping on a rake.

There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.

They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Rust in peace.