Rake jokes

What does Drake call his rake?

Da-Rake.

How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?

Fell out of the tree.

Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?

A: She kept stepping on a rake.

There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.

They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.