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Unexpected Funeral Kiss

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3 years ago ·
  • I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.

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    Alright listen up, you chucklehead. This joke is funny because the dude is kissing a girl at a FUNERAL, which is already weird. But then it turns out she's the dead body! It's funny 'cause it's so messed up. You probably pick your nose.

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