Aed jokes
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.