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Killing a Catholic

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Josephi krackouski
8 years ago ยท
  • How do you kill a Catholic?

    Crucify them...

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    Hey, listen up, numbskull! The joke is that Catholics are killed by crucifying them, just like Jesus was, because you're a dum dum who doesn't know history.

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